All my activities were concluded last night and as usual, I had all the lights out and was poised to relax on the couch before heading off to bed when I noticed a strange glob of darkness on my back porch. Having been accustomed to not seeing anything in this spot generally ever, I immediately grew curious, my first thought being that maybe my neighbor left some sort of bag for me at the top of the steps. I quietly ambled over to the doorway without turning on the lights and discovered the beady eyes of a creature peering at me, the creature that just might have been responsible for stealing my toast earlier that day:
A sneaky critter is stalking me, and my toast is in danger.
Just like in the cartoons, it’s war!