After a few days of posting my views on religion, I found this on my front door:
It didn’t come to me streaming through a bright silvery opening in the clouds, so I’m not sure what to think.
Since I wasn’t there at the time, I’m not certain these people would want to evangelize me, actually. I never had braces and my teeth look nothing close to the pristine dental work of these fine Christians pictured in the flyer. The longer I live, the more it looks like I chew on bicycle chain and barbed wire to impress people.